Eunice!
We couldn't get rid of a mainstay of Size Nine...so even though the Blog Has replaced Eunice on the main page, she'll live on here.

Walk, don't run to Monkey Beach!
One of the most amusing concert announcements I've read...of course, it came from Mark 'I wish I was a carpenter' Hughes Cobb.

Photographic evidence exists...
It only took five years for this to be found...yes, we now have evidence of a prank played in the name of your dear old Uncle Flip!

Aviation humour
Maybe fact, Maybe fiction- this came from field agent Veg. We're VERY frightened that he'll someday be in control of large planes....

peacock.mov
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What happens when a TV director who has had too little sleep finds himself with a video camera, a parking lot, a toilet, and soem landscaping supplies? This.

Explanation of God
A co-worker forwarded this little gem to me. It was written by third-grader Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA. The assignment was to explain God. (Now, if he'd just explain why the sun doesn't come out until noon at the beach...)

Real POTential!
This ad was found in Toronto's Financial Post. Sounds like this guy has a good head for logistics, as well as a good head for gardening.

Puppy Love
Okay, okay..,you've probabaly seen this one before. I still get a bit of a laugh from the bad planning represented here. A big Luka-like 'tanks!' to Pope Bitchin' Ho of Milwaukee for this one...